What was the release date of The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie was released on January 7, 2008.

Who directed The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie was directed by Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire.

What is the runtime of The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie has a runtime of 80m.

Who was the producer of The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie was produced by David Miner, Gil Netter, Michael Rotenberg, David Zucker.

Who are the key characters in The Onion Movie?

The key characters in The Onion Movie are Norm Archer (Len Cariou), Sensei (Ken Takemoto), Cock Puncher (Steven Seagal).

What is The Onion Movie rated?

The Onion Movie is rated Not Rated.

What genre is The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie is a Comedy film.

What is the rating of The Onion Movie?

The Onion Movie has an audience rating of 4.6 out of 10.

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The Onion Movie

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2008 80mComedy

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Directed by Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire

Cast of The Onion Movie

Len CariouNorm Archer
Ken TakemotoSensei
Steven SeagalCock Puncher
Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs
Don McManusDennis McCormick
Michael BoltonMichael Bolton
Ahmed AhmedAhmed
Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer
Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef
Jed ReesWizard Proteus
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian
Scott KlaceKip Kendall
Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady
Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando SealeProducer
Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Husband
Erik StolhanskeProducer
Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry
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The Onion Movie Ratings & Reviews

cultfilmlikerMarch 4, 2026
I rented this when it came out but couldn’t remember anything about it. That was my brain doing itself a service. Why the fuck is Steven Seagal in this There is so much more hate speech in this than you would think. Jesus
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ryansyrjamakiJanuary 23, 2026
A classic tale of life of this day and age.
CubaneJanuary 9, 2026
The sketches would work a lot better as standalone bits, having them in a movie format adds nothing.
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Sean McConnellNovember 29, 2025
Dedicated To Rodney Dangerfield November 22, 1921- October 5, 2004.
jackmeatJune 1, 2025
My quick rating - 6.6/10. So funny then, I'll change this if it isn't as good now. It was still (2021 revisit)
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