In TRIPLE 9, a crew of dirty cops are blackmailed by the Russian mob to execute a virtually impossible heist. The only way to pull it off is to manufacture a 999, police code for "officer down". Their plan is turned upside down when the unsuspecting rookie they set up to die foils the attack, triggering a breakneck, action-packed finale filled with double-crosses, greed and revenge.
Ending the movie like that is crazy disrespectful to my time but the whole plot great but the ending leaves me like so what happens to the last cop 😤
It's a little surprising that a movie can have this many stars in it and still be this aggressively mediocre. Omar in drag, Woody Harrelson playing a detective, Kate Winslet as a villain?? It sounds like a hand of Cards Against Humanity, not an actual film that exists!
But yeah, it actually does. And it's just not very good. Maybe it could be if it spent enough time with a single character to make them likeable. But the cast feels bloated while all the actors fight for attention. Some of the action is well done, and the influence taken from Heat is on full display… but more than anything it’s just a missed opportunity.
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Triple 9
Cubane reviewed
Triple 9
January 13, 2026It's a little surprising that a movie can have this many stars in it and still be this aggressively mediocre. Omar in drag, Woody Harrelson playing a detective, Kate Winslet as a villain?? It sounds like a hand of Cards Against Humanity, not an actual film that exists!
But yeah, it actually does. And it's just not very good. Maybe it could be if it spent enough time with a single character to make them likeable. But the cast feels bloated while all the actors fight for attention. Some of the action is well done, and the influence taken from Heat is on full display… but more than anything it’s just a missed opportunity.
