PG-13
2010    82mComedy, Horror
3.54%30%4.4
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
Directed by Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
  • Jenn ProskeBecca Crane
  • Matt LanterEdward
  • Chris RiggiJacob White
  • Diedrich BaderFrank Crane
  • Anneliese Van Der PolJennifer
  • Ken JeongDaro
  • Arielle KebbelRachel
  • Kelsey LedginIris Sullen
  • Emily BrobstJune
  • Crista FlanaganEden
  • Dave FoleyPrincipal Smith
  • Mike MayhallNicholas
  • Bradley DoddsSalvatore
  • Marcelle BaerHot Girl
  • Jun Hee LeeDerric
  • Krystal MayoBuffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Nick EversmanJeremiah
  • David DeLuiseFisherman Scully
  • Jeff WitzkeDr. Carlton
  • Zane HoltzAlex
  • thecomputerman783d ago
    I thought it was a good movie. my wife really liked it she's a big Twilight fan. she couldn't believe how close the characters looked compared to the room movie.
  • Edward Maz3d ago
    Hey this is my opinion, the Twilight vampire series are soo over-rated but they were money makers so I can't argue with it's success but if you want a quick laugh check out this movie.
  • Ravi Oliveira7d ago
    Synopsis: Becca, an angsty teenager, is torn between two possibilities: the vampire Edward and the werewolf Jacob. But she needs to find a way to get rid of her controlling father, who treats her like a helpless child. Meanwhile, her friends have their own romantic problems that will come to a head at the prom. Review: "Vampires Suck" fails to offer a truly creative approach to the genre of parodies of films that have marked pop culture. Although it has the potential to explore and satirize the "Twilight" saga, the film gets lost in a tangle of scatological jokes and references that quickly become dated. Many of these jokes don't age well and distract from what could have been a more elaborate critique. The film's structure seems to be a simple reproduction of iconic scenes from "Twilight," without bringing a new perspective or intelligent humor, resulting in a tiresome experience. Attempts at humor become a collage of sketches that, instead of entertaining, end up disinteresting the audience. However, Jenn Proske's performance deserves special mention, as she convincingly captures the mannerisms of the character played by Kristen Stewart. Overall, "Vampires Suck" could benefit from a bolder and more original script that, instead of sticking to clichés, explored new forms of satire. Instead of seeming like a mere copy of what has already been done, a more innovative approach could result in a more fun and memorable comedy.
  • Violetta 1March 25, 2025
    I like this Movie 😍
  • What am I GuyJanuary 13, 2026
    Anyone who disagrees is a 14 year old white girl or was a 14 year old white girl in the early 2000s
  • PatchoulinoSeptember 10, 2025
    better than twillight
  • MrReclusiveNovember 18, 2025
    Better then twilight. Also, why was the "my panties" song soo damn catchy..
  • Maica PiñeiroMarch 20, 2025
    So funny!!!
  • LivewireAdminSeptember 3, 2025
    Jenn Proske does a better Kristen Stewart than Kristen Stewart.

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