Ronnie BarkerAlbert Arkwright / Writer Sheila BrennanNurse Gladys Emmanuel Elissa DerwentGirl from Petrol Station Keith ChegwinBoy Buying Lolly Brian WildeMr Barrowclough Hamish RougheadPolice Sergeant Bill MaynardCouncillor Mortimer Todd Priscilla MorganVera Spanner John Louis MansiLittle Duckett Christopher BigginsSir Laurence Stephen CalcuttButterfingers John RutlandOpposing Trainer Roy CastleSydney Jefferson Sally BrelsfordDinah Norvel Prunella ScalesMarion Joyce Glynn EdwardsPolice Sergeant Sir Peter O'SullevanThe Voice of Richard O'CallaghanMortlake Owen Emrys JonesReverend Simmonds Bella EmbergMrs Beckett (uncredited) Alf ManganSupporter (uncredited) Paul PhillipsSupporter (uncredited) Cyril TownInjured Man (uncredited) Mike ReynellTeam Member (uncredited) Iris FryShop Assistant (uncredited) Lola MoriceMourner (uncredited) Ronnie BarkerAlbert Arkwright / Writer Max HarrisOriginal Music Composer 
